The Toastcast!

Hey Jumbalya fans here are a few tabletopics that you may find fun to use for your next meeting.  Just tell ‘em you found ‘em right here at toastcast.org or titusvilletoastmasters.org

I know… you probably saw this as one of those emails that people circulate around the office, and that’s where I got it, but heck, this one is right up our club’s alley.  So, I didn’t write it, i’m just reporting. Feel free to comment.

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Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about;

1. Can you cry under water?
2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated  instead of just murdered?
3. Why do you have to “put your two cents in”.. . but it’s  only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going  to?
4. Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in  for eternity?
5. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
6. Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same  tune?
7. Why  did you just try singing the two songs above?
8. Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like  every two hours?
9. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a  hearing?
10. Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
11. Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it  a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?
12. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked  anyway.
13. Why is “bra” singular and “panties” plural
14. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible  crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
15. If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
16. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both  dogs!
17. If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he  just buy dinner?
18. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,  what is baby oil made from?
19. Do  you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first  place?